An update actually about me!

I thought it was about time I wrote an update on my actual dating life considering this blog was started all about my experience of the dating world it's been quite a long time since I actually wrote anything about myself!

This date was actually quite a few weeks ago but I think it's too good not to write about. I'd met the guy on the wonderfully weird dating site, he looked really cute, seemed really nice and we appeared to have loads in common. We arranged to meet and I was really excited...........

It started badly as I was 20 minutes late! The dam taxi didn't turn up for ages, what an awful first impression to make!

Anyway I arrive and I'm looking around and can't see him, what I should have done is look down and I would have seen that I was faced with quite possibly the shortest man in the world! Mini me eat your heart out!

He looked nothing like his picture and I was very quickly realising I shouldn't have bothered going to the effort of looking nice!

We go into the pub and sit down (well we had to as we looked really odd together) we start chatting and not only was he the shortest but it's possible he was also the quietest man in the world! Me having downed a couple of drinks beforehand and on another glass of wine decide that I didn't really care what I said and told him he was actually the quietest man ever! He responded by saying he was afraid to speak, god this was going well. In order to salvage something of the evening I decided the only thing to do was to get drunk, and by god did I get drunk! To the point I was slurring my words and struggling to put one foot in front of the other by the end of the evening!!!!

So I go home and think I have escaped the conversation 'it's not you, it's me' (it was him but i'm not that mean) only to receive a text message which went a little something like this "Oh my god, I had an AMAZING night, I knew you were different right from the moment I saw you. I really like you and hope you like me. Please can I see you again"

Were we on the same date?????

The following day I received another text "I really missed you today" WTF! I'd only been in his life for 3 hours which I can barely remember and he missed me!

I was quite quickly realising I might actually have met my very own new stalker but no matter what I said he just wasn't getting the hint. All week long he sent txt after txt (including the classic drunk text) this was the one that finally sent me over the edge, 00:34 in the morning on a week night! I was not impressed at all with this one, and after this he certainly understood in no uncertain terms that it wasn't going to happen! He took it surprisingly well, as according to a certain social networking site status update that same afternoon he'd been out on a walk with a certain someone!

Short, Quiet and a Womaniser, I missed out on a proper catch with that one