I'm still enraged about the short aussie man but thought I would update the blog with a rather comical moment from my female partner in crime. On the well known free dating website she received the message below.
"Hey this is random but there is a logical reason I ask.
If you long term boyfriend told you his ultimate fantasy would be for you to wank another guy off with your feet, would you do it with a guy u knew had a thing for your feet if you knew your boyfriend really wanted you too?
You are gorgeous by the way"
This ladies and gents is the standard we are working with! His very first opening message to a complete stranger was the above!!! Dear god i've lost all hope, did he think by adding 'your gorgeous' on the end he would redeem himself from the weirdness he had written above!!
Oh and on another note, also from the same website I received a message just this evening
"My 9 inches is getting harder by the second, want to be here and play with me?"
Need I say more!!!!!!!
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Sue, they all go to the same school of complete wankers if you pardon the pun!!! 9 inches in his dreams he's looking at the millimeters on the measuring tape....lol
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