Another night out, another night going home to an empty bed!
However it was a good night, even if there were no eligible batchelors around. I had a few surprises such as my mates boss being a complete sex pest and how that man does not have cases for sexual harrasment brought against him I will never know!
Also up there at the top of the list was a secret crush confession from probably the last person I would have ever expected to hear it from. My jaw actually hit the floor when that little bombshell was dropped. Never ever did I think I would attract someone like this, quite possibly one of the nicest genuine blokes i've ever met, kind, considerate, thoughtful, very hot! But sadly completley untouchable, the forbidden fruit that you would love to get a bite of but would never dare. Although should the divorce happen then i'd definately offer him a shoulder to cry on!
This has actually given me a better feeling about myself, I have been feeling a bit low recently, in my head i'm screaming 'what's wrong with me' as I never imagined it would be this difficult to find someone. I'm no size 0 and certainly don't paint a pretty picture this morning with a hangover but I do make an effort and don't think I'm ugly yet I cannot find that special someone.
I went on a date recently to discover the guy was on probation! This is the standard I have to work with, I don't seem to attract anyone decent or who at least doesn't have a crimincal record! But thanks to the confession last night I actually know this is now not the case, just got to find a single one! So whilst I am still single I thank hot guy for restoring me with a bit of confidence........... the hunt is back on............................
Sunday, 30 January 2011
Hard to Get
If anyone knows of a love spell that actually works can you please pass it my way!
I'm willing to try lotions and potions, I'll even get myself a cauldron if I need one to produce something to help me win over this bad boy!
*sigh* i'm completely and utterley besotted with someone I can't have. Not for the want of trying I might add, perhaps I want him more because I know I can't have him, but I think I would ask how high if he said jump.
But sadly he just isn't interested and there doesn't seem to be anything I can do to change that.
Never thought someone would have this effect on me since 'the ex' , people say forget him, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but this little fish has stopped me looking for any others.
So, spells, crystals, voodoo dolls pass them my way. I simply cannot let this one get away!
I'm willing to try lotions and potions, I'll even get myself a cauldron if I need one to produce something to help me win over this bad boy!
*sigh* i'm completely and utterley besotted with someone I can't have. Not for the want of trying I might add, perhaps I want him more because I know I can't have him, but I think I would ask how high if he said jump.
But sadly he just isn't interested and there doesn't seem to be anything I can do to change that.
Never thought someone would have this effect on me since 'the ex' , people say forget him, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but this little fish has stopped me looking for any others.
So, spells, crystals, voodoo dolls pass them my way. I simply cannot let this one get away!
Tuesday, 25 January 2011
Dating from a male point of view
This new information was just too good to wait, so you lucky lucky people get 2 updates in one evening!
As you are aware I already have a female partner in crime when it comes to dating but how exciting would it be if I had a male on side too. Well people I have managed to recruit one!
In the previous post I have pointed out how the male population can let themselves down but I have new information that proves us woman are just as bad!
This smooth talking son of a gun joined up to a dating site, and had 192 hits in 24 hours and 10 messages! I need to get me on that site!
Anyway his first meeting came from one of these 10 lucky ladies and the review of the date goes a little something like this
"i met one for coffee and now she's stalking me ,,,,,says everytime she speaks to me on the fone and thinks of me she gets wet knickers........"
I am as disappointed in this female trying to give it all away after one date, as I was with the optician who sold Deirdre Barlow those glasses!
This is the sort of standard myself and my 2 single friends are working with now! I fear a life of singledom is becoming more real by the second!
As you are aware I already have a female partner in crime when it comes to dating but how exciting would it be if I had a male on side too. Well people I have managed to recruit one!
In the previous post I have pointed out how the male population can let themselves down but I have new information that proves us woman are just as bad!
This smooth talking son of a gun joined up to a dating site, and had 192 hits in 24 hours and 10 messages! I need to get me on that site!
Anyway his first meeting came from one of these 10 lucky ladies and the review of the date goes a little something like this
"i met one for coffee and now she's stalking me ,,,,,says everytime she speaks to me on the fone and thinks of me she gets wet knickers........"
I am as disappointed in this female trying to give it all away after one date, as I was with the optician who sold Deirdre Barlow those glasses!
This is the sort of standard myself and my 2 single friends are working with now! I fear a life of singledom is becoming more real by the second!
All in the name of research!
My new partner in crime for the dating world has jumped on the bandwagon of dating sites and got herself registered - all in the name of research of course!
We worked together for a catchy headline to her lonely hearts.........
"THE LIGHT IS ON.............SINGLE MAN.......REVEAL YOURSELF"
You will (hopefully) recognise this rather catchy line from a brilliant TV show, which I have a slightly worrying obsession with, to the point I even applied to go on there! I never heard anything back regarding my application, clearly they knew the light would never be off, therefore defeating the point of the game! Let the Juggler................see the balls!
Anyway, within 8 minutes of registering on the website she had received 2 messages, within 15 minutes we were up to 10! Surely Mr Right has got be in there somewhere hasn't he?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, she wittled it down to 2 hopefuls, unfortunately after a few emails back and forth they too got deleted. One had the conversation skills of a mute monk and the other, after being told he had put a smile on her face replied with the ever so classy "I am glad I have put a smile on ya face, if you want something else on ya face just let me know"
Unfortunately for men folk some of the people on these sites do let the male population down in a rather spectacular fashion. Why on earth do you think that's what woman want to hear??
My personal favourite was the description she gave me of this one,
"I have also had one who looks so scarey and basicly admited on his profile that he will treat u like shit, would rather go to the pub and snort cocane off ya stomach than go shopping....."
What are you waiting for Mrs, that one sounds like a real catch!
We worked together for a catchy headline to her lonely hearts.........
"THE LIGHT IS ON.............SINGLE MAN.......REVEAL YOURSELF"
You will (hopefully) recognise this rather catchy line from a brilliant TV show, which I have a slightly worrying obsession with, to the point I even applied to go on there! I never heard anything back regarding my application, clearly they knew the light would never be off, therefore defeating the point of the game! Let the Juggler................see the balls!
Anyway, within 8 minutes of registering on the website she had received 2 messages, within 15 minutes we were up to 10! Surely Mr Right has got be in there somewhere hasn't he?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, she wittled it down to 2 hopefuls, unfortunately after a few emails back and forth they too got deleted. One had the conversation skills of a mute monk and the other, after being told he had put a smile on her face replied with the ever so classy "I am glad I have put a smile on ya face, if you want something else on ya face just let me know"
Unfortunately for men folk some of the people on these sites do let the male population down in a rather spectacular fashion. Why on earth do you think that's what woman want to hear??
My personal favourite was the description she gave me of this one,
"I have also had one who looks so scarey and basicly admited on his profile that he will treat u like shit, would rather go to the pub and snort cocane off ya stomach than go shopping....."
What are you waiting for Mrs, that one sounds like a real catch!
Sunday, 23 January 2011
Still single...................
No the lack of posts recently are not because I'm being wined and dined by the love of my life, it's simply because life has been hectic. Not for love reasons more's the pity!
I've had a couple of dates, but nothing serious to come from them. For various reasons I can't even write about them so i've decided to include some dating fiasco's my friend has had recently.
Now my friend's dating life is slowly but surely becoming as tragic as mine! First date, she meets a guy on New Year's Eve and scores herself a kiss at midnight. He's all over her, but good girl there was no putting out on the first night. So after this they txt and then all of a sudden nothing! He told a mutual friend that he isn't interested in a one night stand and wants to settle down blah blah blah yet because she didn't want to go home with him apparently that means she is only after a one night stand!!! Make sense man!!!!!
Her second date................... A friend she has known from years ago, they arrange for him to come round on a Saturday night, food, alcohol and he will be staying!! Now normally when you have been flirting with a guy, then you arrange a cosy night in with alcohol and for him to stay over, that can only mean one thing! Well they have a nice evening, drink, have fun and then he gets into her bed.............................. fully clothed!!!!!!!!! Yep thats right, facing the opposite way, fully clothed with no sign of the jeans coming off even when asked!
I don't get it? If you don't want to get it on with a girl, why show all the signs that your going to be making her Saturday night and then nothing!
We have both been seriously single for way to long! I have loads of weddings to go to this year without even so much as a sniff of a plus one on the horizon. We are both pretty attractive girls, good jobs and independant, yet nothing! Perhaps our standards are too high, I just do not know why our love lives are so tragic. If you know where we are going wrong please feel free to advise, all comments greatly appreciated!
I've had a couple of dates, but nothing serious to come from them. For various reasons I can't even write about them so i've decided to include some dating fiasco's my friend has had recently.
Now my friend's dating life is slowly but surely becoming as tragic as mine! First date, she meets a guy on New Year's Eve and scores herself a kiss at midnight. He's all over her, but good girl there was no putting out on the first night. So after this they txt and then all of a sudden nothing! He told a mutual friend that he isn't interested in a one night stand and wants to settle down blah blah blah yet because she didn't want to go home with him apparently that means she is only after a one night stand!!! Make sense man!!!!!
Her second date................... A friend she has known from years ago, they arrange for him to come round on a Saturday night, food, alcohol and he will be staying!! Now normally when you have been flirting with a guy, then you arrange a cosy night in with alcohol and for him to stay over, that can only mean one thing! Well they have a nice evening, drink, have fun and then he gets into her bed.............................. fully clothed!!!!!!!!! Yep thats right, facing the opposite way, fully clothed with no sign of the jeans coming off even when asked!
I don't get it? If you don't want to get it on with a girl, why show all the signs that your going to be making her Saturday night and then nothing!
We have both been seriously single for way to long! I have loads of weddings to go to this year without even so much as a sniff of a plus one on the horizon. We are both pretty attractive girls, good jobs and independant, yet nothing! Perhaps our standards are too high, I just do not know why our love lives are so tragic. If you know where we are going wrong please feel free to advise, all comments greatly appreciated!
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