What are the chances!!!

What are the odds that the next proper boyfriend you meet after splitting with your long term partner has exactly the same birthday as the ex?
On top of that what's the odds that said boyfriend dumps you on the exact 12 month anniversary since said long term boyfriend dumped you?
So that's 2 boyfriends with the same birthday both dump you on the same day 2 consecutive years running......... Billions to 1 chance of it happening....
Well I should have got myself to Ladbrokes and placed that bet because it looks like it has happened to me!!!! All I can say is JUST MY LUCK!!!!!! Oh and the lotto numbers this week will be 3, 6, 19, 21, 30 & 44!!

Now I can't confirm 100% I have been dumped but if I haven't then he has some explaining to do! He hasn't answered my texts or phonecalls and there is no reason I know of that he wouldn't be able to do so, unless something happened to him on the drive home from Scotland in the awful 'big freeze' driving conditions. But surely if something had happened to him, whoever now has his phone would pay attention to the fact it has been ringing and text messages arriving and think 'hmmmm better have a look at this'!

I'm really worried he's seriously injured or worse and I know nothing about it, but at the same time i'm also really worried he doesn't want to see me anymore :-( it was going so well so I will be a bit gutted if and when I actually get confirmation of the 'dumping'.
I got a bit tipsy on Saturday night and did phone him a few times but seriously if that has annoyed him, he should remind himself of the many early hours drunk phonecalls he has given me and I've answered every single one! He didn't answer mine so he doesn't really have any reason to be annoyed!!!!!

Why when blokes think they don't want to see you anymore, do they just seem to disappear into thin air and leave you wondering rather than being a grown up, and telling you to your face? At least it removes the worry they are trapped in a well somewhere, calling your name into the air and no-one hearing their cries for help! As hard as the words 'it's not you, it's me' are to hear it's much better than being ignored! I've said it before, men should just be honest, i've told blokes I don't want to see them anymore. It's hard but it's much better than the continuing texts or phonecalls which you just ignore but bug you that they don't get the hint!

I really do have the most tragic love life of anyone I know, this isn't me feeling sorry for myself, it's me realising that I am destined to a life of being single! I'm getting to old to expect there to be a single bloke round every corner, so I think I just have to accept this is how it's going to be from now on.
If by some miracle I haven't been dumped I will update you as and when the information comes my way! God and I've already bought his Christmas presents, what a bloody waste of money that might be!!!!!!!