OMG!! We read in the papers and claim to be totally shocked that the likes of Ashley Cole or Tiger Woods yet I don't know why we are shocked!! They may be very well paid sportsmen but they are human beings and after my experiences this year I know that many, many men are ready to cheat their little naked behinds off if they get the chance!
I probably need more fingers and toes to be able to count the amount of serious offers I have had from the 'attached' kind of male species this year. 'Can I come over for a cup of coffee' or 'fancy some fun' being mainly the secret code words for 'can we get it on whenever I feel like it without the MRS knowing'!!!
Well no boys you can't! I think your disgraceful, you do not know how lucky you are to have a girlfriend or wife who is crazy enough to love you! I don't want you, I don't even want to bloody well talk to you anymore, you make me sick and I've totally had enough of your slimy sexual comments! Cheating is not sexy guys and it certainly doesn't turn me on you loser! The thinking your irresistable actually makes me want to puke and it's getting boring now! However revealing all to your girlfriend or wife about how you 'want to nail me' perhaps may give me a lot of pleasure!
My advice to you gents is this.... I'm not going to stand by while you degrade us women in this way, if you continue to try it on with me I will be catching up with your lady friend and believe me boys revenge is sweet!!!!!
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