Well I haven't had any dates nor have I attempted speed dating yet but I thought an update was due.
I haven't mentioned this yet but my alter ego is Spankey McFarlene and I do now have a partner in crime! In the form of Fannny Craddock!!!!
She's not actively seeking a man (like me) but they can't seem to help fall over themselves for her! Seriously she can go out baby sick all over her, hair unwashed and still manage to have a gorgeous hunk falling at her feet!!!
Well of all the lucky blimin things that can happen to her (when she's not looking obviously) - baby's in bed, glass of wine in hand and pj's on, but the fire alarm in her building goes off! She grabs the baby and her house keys, sticking to the rules of not grabbing anything else (on a lighter note I would have grabbed more, like GHD's, make up, and decent outfit) waited outside and along come fit fireman!! I mean come on girls, fire = hot fireman and she didn't think to even slap on a bit of lipgloss! HAVE A WORD!!!!
Once they have checked out the situation and cleared it for re-entry she is allowed to enter the building!! Off she goes to bed!!
Can I add, she doesn't ask for a phone number, a name, a badge number - NOTHING!!!!
Clearly Fanny has learnt nothing from Spankey!!!!
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