All in the name of research!

My new partner in crime for the dating world has jumped on the bandwagon of dating sites and got herself registered - all in the name of research of course!

We worked together for a catchy headline to her lonely hearts.........

"THE LIGHT IS ON.............SINGLE MAN.......REVEAL YOURSELF"

You will (hopefully) recognise this rather catchy line from a brilliant TV show, which I have a slightly worrying obsession with, to the point I even applied to go on there! I never heard anything back regarding my application, clearly they knew the light would never be off, therefore defeating the point of the game! Let the Juggler................see the balls!

Anyway, within 8 minutes of registering on the website she had received 2 messages, within 15 minutes we were up to 10! Surely Mr Right has got be in there somewhere hasn't he?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, she wittled it down to 2 hopefuls, unfortunately after a few emails back and forth they too got deleted. One had the conversation skills of a mute monk and the other, after being told he had put a smile on her face replied with the ever so classy "I am glad I have put a smile on ya face, if you want something else on ya face just let me know"

Unfortunately for men folk some of the people on these sites do let the male population down in a rather spectacular fashion. Why on earth do you think that's what woman want to hear??

My personal favourite was the description she gave me of this one,

"I have also had one who looks so scarey and basicly admited on his profile that he will treat u like shit, would rather go to the pub and snort cocane off ya stomach than go shopping....."

What are you waiting for Mrs, that one sounds like a real catch!